Every morning, Shrek wakes up and trudges over to his office. It ain't easy being the Big Boss of an ogrecompany. He's got piles of paperwork to tackle, meetings with irritating officials, and the constant threat of donkey shenanigans.
To top it all off, he's gotta fight off the monotony. Sometimes he dreams of just staying in his swamp with a good bowl of swamp stew, but duty calls. He sighs and throws on his power tie. Another day, another gold coin.
The Corporate Swamp: Everyone Feels It
Ya'll feel/sense/know it in your bones. The corporate/biz/establishment swamp/quagmire/sludge is real, and it's thick/churning/sticky. Big/The/Shady money calls the shots/controls everything/runs the show, leaving/screwing over/trampling the rest of us. It's a system/machine/structure rigged against the little guy/ordinary people/you and me.
- We're/They're/You're all just stuck/trapped/chained in this mess/circus/nightmare.
- It's/This is/That's time/past time/high time to fight back/break free/make a change.
- Let's/We can/They should drain the swamp/expose the truth/hold them accountable.
Don't/Ever/Never let them tell you/fool you/brainwash you into believing/thinking/accepting that this is just how things are. We deserve/can have/must fight for a better/fairer/just world.
Bayou Living > The Grind
Listen here, partner. This ain't your daddy's concrete jungle. Out here in the bayous , life moves at a more natural flow. You get your hands dirty, sure, but you also get to feel the breeze . No fluorescent lights out here. Just the croaking frogs and the whispering wind . It's a simple life , ya know? One you can't find in no city slicker hustle .
My Overlord is Farquaad Send Help
This sucks. Working for him/that little tyrant/the Short King is awful/terrible/a living nightmare. He's always yelling/constantly on my case/demanding impossible things and expects shrek me to be perfect/treat him like royalty/clean his boots. I asked for a raise once, and let me tell you, it was a horrible experience. Now he's watching me like a hawk/making my life hell/threatening to turn me into an ogre.
I just need a way out of this. Maybe a fairy godmother/a dragon/one of those talking donkeys could help me escape/give me some advice/teach me how to fight Farquaad.
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* I'm pretty sure he's going to fire me/turn me into a frog/make me his jester.
* I can't take it anymore/stand this/deal with this.
* Please, someone, send help!
The OGRE meme Lord
He's a real savage, but in the best way possible. This dude lives and breathes the ogre life. When he's not rocking his massive club, you can catch him spreading laughter online. This OGRE has mastered the art of being a digital mischief-maker.
- The meme game is weak without him
- He lives for the likes
- Don't anger the meme lord
Weekend Forecast: 100% Swamped
Well folks, you better grab your boots and mosquito repellent 'cause this weekend is gonna be a real soaker. We're lookin' at heavy rain all the whole darn time with heat indexes in the low 90s. If you're thinkin' about headin' outdoors, best pack some extra repellent and a tarp. It might even be good for gettin' that swamp critter watchin' in.